Road House Comedy

TRACK LISTING:
1. This Guy Goes Into a Bar... 2. Getting up Early is Overrated 3. Gonna Buy a Bullhorn 4. Back Seat of a Buick 5. Plainview, Levelland, Tx 6. I Don't Use Much Vulgarity 7. Where Everything Didn't Used To Be 8. When You Get Old... 9. Plucking Nose Hairs 10. Ct Scans To Get on an Airplane 11. Tsa = Taking Stuff Away 12. I Look Like Ross Perot 13. Israelis and Palestinians 14. $1,000,000 for Military To Kill One Person 15. $2,000,000 To Electrocute One Person 16. Introduction 17. Johnny Cash, the Original Gangster 18. Robbing a Hallmark Store 19. Rob a Gun Store With a Knife 20. Mandatory Weed Sentencing 21. Weed Inspector 22. Ohio State University for One Day 23. I Did Not Graduate 24. I Don't Need College 25. Written Test To Be a Fireman 26. Too Many Beggars 27. Message To the Troops 28. We Are the U.S.a., the Good Guys 29. I Served My Country for 4 Years 30. After 9/11 I'd Have Bombed 8 Countries